most embarrasing moment!

the day when i was 4 when i stuck my gum in side my naval.

when i asked my dad what my naval was for he said it was to store gum when you are finished with it. being 4 i had to do it. i did it and when it hardened i showed my mom. my mom couldn't beleive my dad could tell his son something like this. she pulled as much out as she could but not all of it came out. my mom scrubbed my naval as hard as she could with baby oil until it was raw. finally when it was all out that was the beggining of when everyone knew about it. i have written countless number of reports about it and most everyone knows about it... that has to be the most embarrassing moment of my life!