most embarrasing moment!

the day when i was 4 when i stuck my gum in side my naval.

when i asked my dad what my naval was for he said it was to store gum when you are finished with it. being 4 i had to do it. i did it and when it hardened i showed my mom. my mom couldn't beleive my dad could tell his son something like this. she pulled as much out as she could but not all of it came out. my mom scrubbed my naval as hard as she could with baby oil until it was raw. finally when it was all out that was the beggining of when everyone knew about it. i have written countless number of reports about it and most everyone knows about it... that has to be the most embarrassing moment of my life!

a book i have read

i am david... this book was obviously the worst book i have ever read by far. the book had a very very bad introduction, and a very boring plot. the movie was nothing like the book when we watched it. this book is of no doctrinal import at all what so ever. the book didn't seem to have any realism at all. david steals a bar of soap and his friend dies in his place. david should have died for being a theif while he was in a concentration camp. his mom escapes becuase a gaurd is in love with her and he lets him escape. david went to join his mother and the guard.

i think this book was junk because we kept having to talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it and talk about it!

if i could be any animal what would i be?

i would be a dragon. the color of my skin would be pink and purple like barney (but i wouldn't be barney). i would fly around the world harassing air planes and annoy the heck out of the birds who fly south for the winter, i would tell the birds they are going the wrong way and make them fly north for the winter. i would burn down useless buildings and set fire to the red wood forest in california. i would burn down all the trees in the world and and i wo;uld be the cause of global warming. i would then die and leave my body for research.

favorite and least favorite foods

FAVORITE SNACK FOOD AND DRINKS===NACHOS! nachos will be running out of fountains in heaven along with sweat tea, Dr. Pepper, A&W Root Beer, and Lemonade! CHIPS AND SALSA WILL ALSO BE ON THAT LIST AS WELL

FAVORITE THINGS TO EAT===WENDEY'S QUAD BACONATOR, HARDEY'S BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE BISCUIT, FUDDRUCKERS 3/4 POUND BURGER, C'S C'S PIZZA, STEAK AND SAHAKE MILKSHAKE, PAPA JOHN'S CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA, CHICK-FIL-A ORIGINAL SANDWICH, SONIC POPCORN CHICKEN, CRYSTAL CORN PUPS, AND A GOOD LAMB DONER!

LEAST FAVORITE FOOD===CAVIAR, SUSHI,

a grandparents trait i would love to carry on...

my grandmother on my dad's side is very very very generous. she loevs to try new things and loves to do the right thing. she has taught math almost 40 years *i dont wana to teach math* and spends her time tutoring people on math... she has also taught science, history, and sunday school for high schoolers. she loves to travel and has been many places on this earth. she follows God and inspires other people to do the right thing and is already eager to learn more.

my role model!

JORDIN TOOTOO! Jordin Tootoo is a hockey player that is 5,8 and 195 lbs. he plays for the nashville predators and is on their 3rd line along with wade belak, and jerred smithson. Jordin Tootoo is a fighter and a big checker. he plows over anyone whatever the size or whatever the circumstances. he fights people that are 9 inches taller than him and easily KO's his opponents. he was the first player of inuit descent to skate in an nhl game. he wears # 22 on his jersey but in the past has worn number- 14, 55, and 44. when the predators play at home in nashville the fans toot whistles whenever Jordin Tootoo is on the ice!

if i could replace any movie star on a movie...

Fresh Prince of Bel Air! Jeffrey! i would replace Jeffrey the english butler because he is awesome! I would be able to serve Will Smith and Jazz! I would get to laugh at Will Smith for making bad grades and the things he does. I would get a day off for my birthday every year and have Will Smith serve me.

or...

I would replace monk... i would be OCD and be very picky about everything. i am afraid of the wind, i have to level everything i saw. i would have to touch all the fence posts i saw. i couldn't drive bu ti would be extremely smart and would be able to solve everything. i could easily know who stole anything of mine. natalie teager would take care of me, and i would always have to give her a hard time.

if i could invent anything that would help me i would invent...

i would invent a teleportation machine that could teleport me anywhere i wanted to go and any one i would want to bring with me. i could also teleport other people. i could wake up one minute before school started and autumatically get to school. after school i could stay and not have to be picked up and just teleport myself to my house. whenever i would get up in the middle of the night i could teleport myself to america and get some snacks and then hit the hay. i could teleport myself to sports games and not have to pay an entrance fee for it and i wouldn't have to pay the ticket price. i could save a lot of gas and money because i wouldn't need to by a car. for peoples birthdays i could teleport them to america or wherever they wanted to go for a day or two. on holidays i could spend christmas with my family wherever we wanted to and i could take people with me! i think this machince would really help me in life!