if i could be any animal what would i be?

i would be a dragon. the color of my skin would be pink and purple like barney (but i wouldn't be barney). i would fly around the world harassing air planes and annoy the heck out of the birds who fly south for the winter, i would tell the birds they are going the wrong way and make them fly north for the winter. i would burn down useless buildings and set fire to the red wood forest in california. i would burn down all the trees in the world and and i wo;uld be the cause of global warming. i would then die and leave my body for research.